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Seriously I haven’t sold a single copy yet. Why not be the first? You’ll love it, you might tell all your friends about it and I promise to make you laugh at least once, ideally have you laugh so hard that you snort milk out of your nose. Plus you’ll get first dibs on the completed manuscript and then finally, an autographed copy when it becomes a published book. All for just $12.95! Order now for the eBook signed electronically or $19.95 for the printed one signed by hand.

Author, writer, father, husband, humorist, nerd, lefty, grain fed, 100% organic, 80% beef, 10% chicken, 6% fat, 4% other, geiger counter carrying dog loving well-traveled beach bum who loves sports cars.